OCCASIONALLY I'M ABSENT|SOMETIMES I'M ASLEEP

Yeah, you heard right. It's a common misconception that I sometimes appear sarcastic. Sure, I might crack a joke every now and then, but underneath this humorous exterior, there's a deep well of feelings. And sometimes, that well just runs low, leaving me spent. That's when the reality sets in: I'm just plain asleep. Don't worry, though, I'll be ba